Frequently asked questions * Tell yer cap'n what's on yer mind, matey * Ye don't wanna take them questions to the grave so spit em out ye scallywag * Go ahead and ask away, me hearties! * Well blow me down, you've got a lotta questions & I've got a lotta answers * I'm gonna pillage & plunder any doubts until yer confidence in me is squeaky clean!!
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Frequently asked questions * Tell yer cap'n what's on yer mind, matey * Ye don't wanna take them questions to the grave so spit em out ye scallywag * Go ahead and ask away, me hearties! * Well blow me down, you've got a lotta questions & I've got a lotta answers * I'm gonna pillage & plunder any doubts until yer confidence in me is squeaky clean!! *
Fire away w/ yer
best questions…
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Your pets & plants are safe! I use only eco-friendly soaps, citrus-based cleaning solution, diluted vinegar, or nontoxic detergents to conquer dirt, depending on what’s appropriate for the surface you need cleaned. No harsh chemicals are even necessary since my professional, high quality pressure washer can work through the toughest spills, stains, & grime!
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Mark Zuckerberg & Steve Jobs & Michael Dell all started really young & ended up financially wealthy because they weren’t afraid to take calculated risk. I’m not afraid of big dreams or hard work! My parents taught me to take the world by force, like to use my faith for BIG things, and to never quit, so that’s what I’m gonna do :) Also, my Dad is my partner on the field, so I’m not working alone! Me & him are really tight…you’re gonna love him ;)
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That’s Bruce, my Bouvier des Flandres which is the fancy name for a breed of Belgian cattledog! I wanted him to be our loyal sea-dog mascot because he’s my favorite pet ever. Even though his big old head could knock a grown man out cold if he accidentally ran into you and his farts can clear a room and he’s unnaturally obsessed with tennis balls. Aaaaarrrggghhh! ;)
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Avast me, Matey, we are extra insured & have coverage for all your property! And we will treat your treasures like they’re our own :) And once I’ve grown my business big enough to be able to clean commercial properties & projects in my city, I’ll be old enough to get a contractor’s license & do even more extensive work! (Arizona doesn’t even have a specific license or any requirement for pressure washing so it’s up to me to set my standards high as the seven seas!)
You trusting me with your residential project is actually placing yourself front & center in the start of my success story! So thank you :)
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I was trained in exactly what settings to use for PSI (pounds per square inch) and GPM (gallons per minute) depending on what surface I’m working on, so I know pressure washing can sound scary but it’s not. Using the right technique really protects your surfaces as well! And I’ve got technique down to a science ;)

